Some for girls too

The author of this website, "1001 rules for my unborn son", is only up to the 300's but I'm looking forward to the rest- a few of the aforementioned rules, which mostly encourage the child to look snappy, be nice to ladies and in particular his mother, and embrace a certain amount of mischief-hit home for me too. Especially #249-Identify your most commonly used word or phrase, and eliminate it.