Celebrating average

A lot of people think the lives of either themselves or their one friend who's so crazy could make an entertaining television show. There have been times in my life where I've felt like I stumbled into a bit part on one- both of the Aaron Sorkin (I really did trot behind my boss carrying lots of papers and being mildly insubordinate) and Aaron Spelling variety (Girl in Library #3). But if there was a show about my life, it would be sponsored by Fage Yogurt and Netflix. And you know what? I revel in it. These people do too. Here's a representative entry:

Today, while walking to the car, I was disappointed when one of my friends called shotgun before me. The disappointment quickly subsided when I realized that it was my car and I was driving. MLIA

My Life is Average